Thursday, November 26, 2009

Ten Things To Do Before You Die

1-Have Sex

2-Stop smiling and take 1 seriously

3-Read any Manga. Give up the wronged sense of respect, Mr.Fanboy. Batman and Superman are plain suckers in front of the Manga Gods

4-Figure what Tarantino wants to say( many a Pulp-lovers would vouch that this would be the next step in evolution)

5-Don't end up being a Scientologist

6-Pee in your boss's wastebasket, bang his daughter or at least blow up his car (the pleasure is SURREAL)

7-Watch a K-soap or K-movie and after you almost die in the process, realise how valuable life is.

8-If you are an absolute fuck-up in life, ignore every other point and try dying a Jeremy

9-Read Chekhov

10-Make your last wish that 'Comfortably Numb' should be played in your funeral